Okay. So.. Going to document everything that goes on in my hospital visit, mainly because I have nothing to do and there is no signal in the ward.
8:21 Just had one of the doctors come speak to me about what’s going to happen, going through the risks etc. Nothing major. Got me to sign a consent form and things. Apparently I’m fourth on the list so I’ll be taken about 10.
8:25 Had a visit from the anesthetist. Rather excited about being put to sleep, aah!
8:32 Lovely nurse has just joined me. Going through all the usual questions. She’s asking me about body pierceings etc. I know I don’t have any but I mentally had to check. Nervous!
8:45 Putting on my hospital gown. I will look hot. Still have no signal so can’t get in touch with Ryan. Agh. Poor boy. At least he has my awesome book to read.
8:57 Managed to get through to Ryan. Said I’ll get out around 1 so he should go for coffee. I am so jealous right now as I am SO HUNGRY. Curse you, fasting!
The nurse and I were having a little joke about my ‘final supper’ cheesecake. She did mention after the procedure I get free tea and sammiches. Get in!
8:59 Speak of the devil, here she is. I love her. She just brought me a leaflet to read about circumcision. “Please bring loose fitting trousers to wear for going home” thank god I thought of that, otherwise I would have to wear my skinny jeans. LOL. Now she’s away to see if she has anything else to keep me amused. Wee sweetheart.
9:25 Posted a sexy picture of me in my gown on Facebook. Took AGES and had to sit still for ages to keep signal. Then realised this place has WiFi..
9:28 Meh, slow WiFi is slow..
9:42 OMG just realised I have music <3
9:45 Totally won’t know how to work my own penis after this..
9:47 NANANA COME ON
9:56 Typical. The guy comes to take away my bed then they suddenly change the order. FML.
10:01 OMG. The doctor was talking to the girl across from me (the one who stole my place, the mad boot) and she told him she had the implant. He had no idea what it was :S
10:10 The door switch in here is so far away from the door..
11:53 Fuck me. That was so cool. Was taken away by the doctors and led to some room whet my bed was taken. Was put on the bed and had my stats taken and a drip put in my hand. I seriously couldn’t stop shaking. Felt like the adrenaline rush I get before going on stage. Then some other surgeons arrived and gave me some oxygen and started the anesthtic. Felt like a cold feeling moving up my arm, FAST. About 5 seconds later my vision was blurry and there was an aching in my shoulders. Next thing I know I’m back in the ward and the nurses are bringing me tea. Fucking awesome.
12:11 This is the best shit sandwich and tea I’ve ever had. Really craving a Nandos or something now though o.o
12:22 Apparently I’m gonna be another hour in here. An hour at most though so that’s good. That food was amazing. The lovely nurse just brought me more tea and some biscuits too ^^ aah the good life.. Minus a bleeding penis but whatevs.
12:24 Drunken quote to Ryan: “MY PENIS IS WEIRD”
12:34 OMG. It’s that time again.. 12:34:56!!
1:06 Am changed and almost ready to go :)
